....missing trash pickup is bad, especially when you get LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF MAGGOTS IN THE OUTSIDE TRASH AND SURROUNDING AREA!
Raid didn't work....Industrial bug killer didn't work....bleach didn't work....bleach and comet didn't work....bleach and the industrial bug killer didn't work.....so, you know what? I got on some old boots, stomped and ground the little bastards into pulp, but that's not why I'm writing this.....I found some....novel ways to take care of the little demons....Boiling hot water(that may have killed some, at least severly destroy them), FIRE! (fire works, it works for EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!), and my personal favorite.....HOT GLUE GUN!
The hot glue gun idea was my FAVORITE! I could get a little dab of the glue on the guys and then sit back and watch them squirm until I decide to completely entomb them in the searing hot glue, effectively (a) killing them from the heat (b) killing them from being cut off from oxygen (c)completly imobalizing them so that if they DON'T die immediately, they get to die SLLLLLLOOOOOOWWWW *evil laugh*, not to mention not become stupid annoying as hell flies that spread disease.
I think in all, from yesturday after school until way after sunset, and today after school for a few hours.....I got rid of 95% of them by killing them, the remaining 5% were relocated, some of them made their ways back up to the original area.
All the methods that work to kill them are all medeval castle defence methods (boiling hot water and hot glue -usually tar or oil was used-, and well....FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....and brute force of a good stomp to the head)
......I need more hot glue sticks......I KNOW, I'll get candles to put in the glue gun, *manicle laugh*
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